Rob

Rob  was born at a very early age in  Washington, D.C..  After a few days he escaped his maximum security birthing chamber and fled to Maryland, spending the first 30 years of his life in either Oxon Hill, Camp Springs or Temple Hills.  Rob attended the University of Maryland where he studied a B.A. in Music Performance and a B.S. in Computer Science. As a freelance musician, Rob has performed as a member of various ensembles in the D.C. area, including the Washington and Fairfax Symphonies and the National Concert Band of America.  Once the statute of limitations had expired, Rob moved to Reston, VA, where he has lived ever since, finding a wife and fathering offspring.  Rob has worked as an IT Professional for the last 13 years and currently works for (DELETED) as a (DELETED).  [No, it's not a high security job, he just wants to be able to badmouth them at will.]  Rob is an avid argumentalist and holds a certificate in the Antagonistic Arts from Southern Texas Franciscan University (STFU).  Rob has a very eclectic range of interests: plays softball, has partial season tickets for the Nationals, and has briefly commanded both the U.S.S. Enterprise-D and the Space Shuttle Atlantis.